Life really is just a big Fairy Tale for me

I realized the other night that drinking beer has a different effect on me depending on whether I'm drinking at home or with others in a more social setting, and furthermore each beer takes me to impersonate a different one of Snow White's Seven Dwarves.

At Home:
The first beer makes me Happy.
The second beer makes me Sleepy, and
The third beer makes me Grumpy.

When I'm with other people, before I have my first beer, I'm kind of Bashful, and after 4-5, I probably act kind of Dopey.

And if I were allergic to hops, I'd be Sneezy.

In any case, when I have too much beer, I make more like Snow White...unconscious for a long, long time, tho not as pretty...and if I really have too much, I'd probably need a Doc.

Or a dessert topping...maybe a floor wax?

This has to be recorded for future reference...Just Palinizing:

"My concern has been the atrocities there in Darfur and the relevance to me with that issue as we spoke about Africa and some of the countries there that were kind of the people succumbing to the dictators and the corruption of some collapsed governments on the continent, the relevance was Alaska’s investment in Darfur with some of our permanent fund dollars."

And, she concluded, “never, ever did I talk about, well, gee, is it a country or a continent, I just don’t know about this issue.”

But have YOU ever seen them both in the same place?!

When people ask how anyone could possibly still think Sarah Palin is qualified to become President, it reminds me of the question - Why is Paris Hilton famous? And I suspect the answers are very similar, as, come to think of it, are the two of them.

If they made Dustin Hoffman look like a semi-attractive woman, what could they do to Paris Hilton? To make her look like Sarah Palin, I mean!

Isn't it though?

Have I pointed out before how ironic it is that today's common use of the word "ironic" has come to mean something completely different from what it actually means?

I told you we live in a Glass(es) house

What do you have most of in your house:

1 - TVs
2 - Computers (PCs & Macs, not like the computer your DVD/Blu-Ray (whatever that is) uses to confuse you)
3 - Phone numbers
4 - Pairs of reading glasses

I just today realized we (and by we, I mean I ) have more of #4 than the other 3 put together, which is about 10.

Jamie's getting adjutated!

Sometimes I have questions I just really don't want to know the answer to. I'd rather just wonder. Like what exactly is an adjunct professor? And is one an "Adjutant" anything besides General? And I'd ask if they can live adjacent to each other or if there are adjectives to describe the person who came up with such titles, but then people would think I was just thumbing through a dictionary and got stuck on adje and adju. (G'Bless me!)

People have wondered what we're going to do with our time now that the World Series and the election are over. Well there's my answer, I'm going to come up with such contributions to the world as the fascinating thoughts encased herein.

Bizzarro World Indeed

"You know who I blame? The Large Hadron Collider. It is the world's largest and highest particle accelerator. You may remember we were warned that it could create a black hole and destroy the Earth. Consider this: it launched in mid-September, when John McCain was leading in the polls. I believe it jolted us into a parallel universe that was exactly like our own, only Barack Obama is president and the Phillies are world champions." ---Stephen Colbert

Educational Advances

I think we all owe an apology to President Bush. Turns out the No Child Left Behind Program must have been a success. The 18-25 demographic went about 65% for Obama.

Talk about your Motley Crews

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