And now that I've matured physically, I can make them last much longer...like 6-7 seconds!

This is one of those things where I don't know whether it's really impressive or really unfortunate. I heard recently that the average dream only lasts 3 seconds. For some reason, well, because this is the way I think, it made me think of wet dreams...and how, as I say, sad it is, or impressive, that a boy can reach orgasm so quickly.

Maybe teenage girls shouldn't be so upset when their boyfriend can "only" last a minute or two, they should be impressed they can hold on so long.

Not saying the reasons aren't the same in each case, though.

When someone asks the same exact question twice in a short period of time, they fall into one of two categories:

1 - If it's because they forgot that they asked the question in the first place, it's because they have some form of frontal lobe dementia.

2 - If it's because they remember asking the question, but didn't listen to the answer, it's because they are a guy.

Only after we had that out of the way did we have time to discuss the merits of bilateral nuclear disarmament

I can quickly think of three things that I thought happened to me alone that friends of mine have, in the course of conversation, told me have happened to them them as well:

1 - Walked into a room and forgotten why they came in.
2 - Taken a shower and half way into it, forgotten whether or not they had washed their hair yet. (So sad.)
3 - (This is my favorite) Drinking a cup of coffee over the course of a morning, but being aware, without even thinking of it, that you still have one last swallow of coffee left in your mug, and if someone were to find your mug and empty it to put it in the dishwasher, you get this terribly empty feeling, like you just said goodbye to a close friend, whom you won't see again for a long, long time...well, at least until your next cup of coffee.